I’m Moving To America To Work At Disney World
Readers, the last two days have been busy ones here at Same Difference. But that doesn’t mean I’ve missed this.
Yes, I found something disability-related that wasn’t meant to make me laugh, but did. (Don’t tell Frankie Boyle).
There’s work- well paid work- suitable for disabled people. Especially those in wheelchairs. But do me a favour, please, readers. Don’t tell the UK Government. Because the work’s in America, and they’ll only wonder why we haven’t left yet.
The story is simple. Rich mothers from Manhattan reportedly hire disabled people as ‘tour guides’ when taking their own little princes and princesses to Disney World- because disabled people don’t have to wait in queues, don’t you know.
I’ve seen several reactions to this on social media since yesterday that made me smile. I’m going to try and link to as many as I can here. If you’ve seen, or written, one, please do send it over.
And once the list is complete, I’m moving to America, wheelchair in suitcase, to whizz through Disney World, rich crying child for company, because I’ve always loved theme parks. And dwarves. And mermaids. Cause they’re disabled, too. And I hear Disney World has a few of them around somewhere.
Can someone give Thorpe Park, Alton Towers and Chessington World of Adventures this information, so that the UK can keep some disabled people, and they’ll have jobs too?
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