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Chris Lawton Tries To Cancel Sun+ Membership

March 4, 2014

You may like to post this: I just cancelled my free month membership with the sun and had this conversation with an online advisor:

Chris Lawton: I wish to cancel my membership asap please
Chad: Hello, you’re chatting with Chad. I’m here to help you with any questions you may have about Sun+.
Chad: To enable me to process the cancellation, please could you provide me with the reason for wanting to cancel today?
Chris Lawton: several reasons – I do not like the fact you have gob on legs Katie Hopkins on your team, the fact you support the tory government and also I have financial problems so cant afford it
Chad: In order to assist you today I just need to ask a few security questions. Please can you confirm your name, email address, post code and date of birth?
Chris Lawton: ******************
Chad: One moment please, I’ll just look into that for you.
Chris Lawton: THANKS
Chad: As requested I have cancelled your membership for you. Please be advised that if you are cancelling 5 days before your next billing date you may still be charged. A cancellation email will be sent to your registered email address within the next 24 hours.
Chris Lawton: Thank you
Chad: Is there anything else?
Chris Lawton: yes – will the sun stop supporting this evil government and sack katie hopkins?
Chad: More than likely not. Can I help you further with Sun+?

3 Comments leave one →
  1. Chris Lawton's avatar
    Chris Lawton permalink
    March 4, 2014 2:40 pm

    and dont forget – ATOS/OHASSIST:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3PURGexuXc

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  2. A6er's avatar
    October 15, 2014 10:55 pm

    Reblogged this on Britain Isn't Eating.

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  3. Sophie's avatar
    Sophie permalink
    April 23, 2015 4:08 pm

    How were you able to cancel through an online advisor?

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