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Inside A JobCentre JSA Group Meeting

February 2, 2015

Full story at Kate Belgrave’s brilliant blog. Extract below:

It is late on recent Thursday morning at one of the north west London jobcentres and I’m sitting in a new JSA claimants’ group meeting, watching the jobcentre adviser in charge of the session totally lose it with one of the new claimants (there are about 12 new claimants and an adviser crammed into a very small and rather dark side room). The jobcentre adviser and the new claimant bloke are having a full-on shrieking-match, which they’ve been working towards since the session started. I’m guessing that the louder parts of it are now reverberating around the jobcentre.

The new claimant guy – let’s call him Mark – obviously can’t take being patronised, or tolerate bullshit in any form, and has decided to come out swinging (metaphorically on this occasion). And fair enough, too. I know for a fact that if I was siging on, there’s absolutely no way in this world I could put up with the high-handed, JSA-claimants-are-on-the-make-and-must-be-kept-in-line presentation that we’re stuck in front of today. If I had just lost my job, this thinly-masked institutional hauteur would be needling me to the brink. It is anyway. The adviser’s address is full of You Lot Better Pull Finger directives such as: “If you have no commitments… we’d expect a lot more effort from you. And to be honest, you should expect a lot more effort from yourself.” The adviser chucks in plenty of poorly-disguised sanctions threats, too (even though nobody’s actually signed on yet): “The less effort we feel that you’re putting in [to find work], the more chance there is of your jobseekers’ allowance being affected,” and “the more vague your information, the more chance that your jobseekers’ allowance may be affected,” etc, etc. This pitch starts to work on your brain like nails down a chalkboard: “Your Jobseekers’ Allowance May Be Affected.” On and on it goes and my word, it grates. Without a doubt, the assumption from the get-go is that people sign on to sponge.

Anyway. The argument. Mark describes the jobcentre adviser as “sanctimonious” (which he is. To be fair, I suspect that anyone who must channel Iain Duncan Smith for a living inevitably struggles to come across as anything else).

Mark prods the adviser right the way through the session. He coughs very loudly when the adviser talks (the adviser can’t be heard over the hacking and hawking), asks if the adviser is part of a government agenda (“you work for an agenda!”) and intones meaningfully about people who toe party lines. “There is no party line!” the adviser says. “Is there not?” Mark asks. “There’s no agenda?”. Mark has chosen an interesting topic here, with its insinuation of government string-pulling, closed doors and DWP targets. It may be that it strikes some sort of nerve. The adviser finally spits the dummy and yells. He accuses Mark of petulance. “You are not only delaying this induction – you are delaying everybody else here!” he shouts at Mark. “Normally, I don’t need to raise my voice in this room, but I’m going to make an exception… If you have nothing of use to say, don’t saying anything at all!”

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  1. lawrencerowntree's avatar
    February 2, 2015 6:17 pm

    Reblogged this on lawrencerowntree.

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    February 2, 2015 7:54 pm

    Ironic,after being assigned to MWA,I ran into an A4E PP(Poverty Pimp)at induction(?) I requested advanced travel pay,this went over like a lead brick,”How do we know if you will show up”…It is in the contract and you get paid from day 1 with no recourse and are required to pay my travel request in advance,I was excluded and referred for a sanction,the £ucker almost had a heart attack when I showed him the letter denying my sanction,do not let them bully you,as with most bullies? they are scared when confronted!

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    August 3, 2015 4:23 pm

    Do you have to introduce yourself at these group meetings.

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    October 6, 2015 2:37 pm

    I’ve just been informed that I have to attend a post-work programme support group session at the Jobcentre at which it will be explained to me what is expected if I want to continue receiving my money. Daily signing was mentioned as a possibility. I replied that it is at least 3yrs since I completed the Work Programme and I already visit the Jobcentre daily anyway to do my jobsearch.what a load of bullshit.

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    March 2, 2016 8:53 am

    I had to attend one today but at 5 and a half months pregnant and full of a cold. As its I group session I thought best not to go and sit with lots of people coughing and sneezing. Upon calling I was told my claim could be closed because it is the 3rd time I had been ill. Well considering they was giving me appointments first thing in the morning when I had raging morning sickness up until week 19, they have no sympathy. I had to leave my job because I am pregnant and no being penalised by the job centre too.

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